Slapping Dennis Pop/Rock Cartoon Band

i'm fried, duncified, time to find a rock and hide

tripped, burned, results earned, did it to myself? confirmed

unstable, owning labels, renders me a walking fable

everybody tanks, but not like i do   

 

is it ordinary if my faults become customary or am i...? 

i guess i'm train-wrecking...

 

  whoa oh oh oh oh no, i blew it again, i took one on the chin

whoa oh oh oh oh no, i slipped and i slid, like decca records did

 

in this show i am moe, barefooted, squishy-toed  

messy head, sloppy bed, gretchen menn is oh-so-red HOT!

burnt toast, who's the ghost, in the mirror it's donny most

everybody tanks, but not like i do

 

is it ordinary if i crash and it's customary or am i ..?      

i think i'm Blundering...

 

whoa oh oh oh oh no, i'm failing the quiz, i'm leaning like Pisa is.

whoa oh oh oh oh no, i shanked and i slid, like billy buckner did

 

is it ordinary if i crash and it’s customary or am i ..? 

i must be Dennising...

 

whoa oh oh oh oh no, i zooed it again, i tripped and split my chin

whoa oh oh oh oh no, i shanked and i slid,  like decca records did

 

 

whoa oh oh oh oh no,i'm not quite the whiz, i'm leaning like pisa is.

whoa oh oh oh oh no, oh no!